I'm Liza!
Pronounced with an S, spelled with a Z. I'm a 26 year old full time single mom, student, and office manager. The empty time I spend with my the love of my life, and our kids. We're pretty fucking fantastic, if you ask me.*
I'm sweet. And I'm dirty. Don't try to change me; you'll only be disappointed.
On occasion, I'm extra dirty. Please take this into consideration if you're going to add me. Also take into consideration that just because I can be extra dirty at times, I'm still a human being who deserves some sort of basic respect. Keep your sexually-charged comments to yourself, please. I don't care how big your penis is. I promise.
*My opinion is the only one that matters.
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