This is not a fortune.
This is a lie.
Aw. I got this from a fortune cookie several years ago and have kept it in my checkbook ever since as a way of reminding myself to get a grip when I’m all stressed out. It helps me smile, at least.
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goestoeleven said:
I got one like that the other day. It was something like, “Everything will go well in your personal life.” Uh. Don’t lie to me, cookie.
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sceneryofme said:
That’s always the truth
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dresspants said:
IN BED
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rediscover-me reblogged this from kalamazu and added:
Aw. I got this from...fortune cookie several years ago and have kept it in my checkbook...
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