I just sat on my toilet for twenty minutes looking through my Tumblr dash via iPhone while whining internally about being fucking lonely.
Now, I will internally whine all the way to the kitchen, put a hot pocket in the microwave, and continue to bitch until the Hot Pocket is ready. I will temporarily stop bitching because it is impossible to be sad while eating a Hot Pocket, but then continue to whine just as soon as I’m done.
One example of why the rest of the world hates Americans.*
*will mope about this, too.
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krash-nebula said:
……..wait you use your cell phone while you’re on the toilet? that’s the most unsanitary thing I’ve heard all day. lol
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lilspanker said:
ohyah, slammin’ !!!
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