January 2012
When I get really stressed out about stuff, I literally don’t do it until the very last minute. I don’t know why I make things worse for myself, other than I just get so nervous and freaked out that I let that helpless sinking feeling overtake any logic I have in my head about figuring shit out with time. Of course, it’s sort of hard to take care of anything with time when one...
Jan 26th
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My son just had a meltdown over being sad that his real dad isn’t around. This is becoming a little more frequent and seems to be getting less and less easier for me to deal with when it does. I fucking despise his piece of shit “father”. And if you, or anyone you know, has abandoned their own child(ren) in a similar fashion, I fucking hate you, too. This isn’t right....
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Reality TV comforts all my sorrows.
Jan 25th
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STILL SAD I COULDN'T GO TO THE ORLANDO TWEETUP...
Also sad after having a conversation about how someone leaves Lee out of their entertaining because they’re worried he’ll bring me along and I’m fat. Bah humbug. Ok, I’m done whining about the tweetup now. NO NEED TO UNFOLLOW. (at least about that, anyway.)
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Wow. There were a lot of people at that tweetup tonight. I legitimately feel like crying because I couldn’t go. But I have a family to take care of. We had a good night here too, though, so I shouldn’t be bummed out. I just miss having friends and getting out sometimes, I guess. Insomnia makes me turn into a whiny cunt. I hope everyone who went out had an awesome time, though!...
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Oh, Tumblr people, sometimes I don't even know how...
Anyway. -I WANT TO GO TO THE TWEETUP SO BAD TONIGHT! The more I think about it, the more sad-happy-excited-disappointed I get because It’s probably not going to happen. -I’m sick. Like the super sick where you can’t breathe in your sleep but you’re too exhausted and achy (In other words: lazy) to get up and blow your nose sick. -My son decided to give himself a...
Jan 21st
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If you're in the Elementary School car rider lane...
Jan 20th
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hey vinnie!: Orlando advice →
derekhuff: heyvinnie: I won’t be there, but I lived there for years so some tips: 1. make sure you visit orange blossom trail late at night. you’ll love it I promise. bring money, a jones for crack, and lowered expectations. 2. bars downtown are way cheaper and more fun than bars at theme parks. but hurricanes at pat…  If you happen to find yourself driving on 434, when you intersect 436...
Jan 20th
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Sitting around makes me think too much... and...
Which is awful because then I start to think about my life and experiences with being pregnant before I was even legally allowed to have an alcoholic drink, and there is just no way that I can take myself out of the equation enough to not get all emotional about it.  I’m a very emotional person as it is, and I suppose that sitting around without school or work or my kids to distract me...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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If I see a reblog of that one post that ungrateful twat who is giving away her expensive name-brand clothing and beauty gifts from Christmas for the sake of gaining Tumblr followers that will only be there until she picks one of them to give the shit that her friends and family bought for her out of the kindness of their hearts again, I will lose my fucking mind. Who even DOES that?!
Jan 19th
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I literally cry every single time the "Extremely...
I need a job.
Jan 19th
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Me: “But if I ever have a boy, his name is gonna be Noah.” Lee: “Uh, No-ah, it’s not.”
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Just overheard a mom say to her 7yo "So you want...
And then I violently expelled the insides of my entire stomach.
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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OMFG THAT EXTREMELY LOUD & INCREDIBLY CLOSE...
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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No, Seriously. I cannot get over these Paradise...
YES I’M STILL WATCHING THEM. HBO ON DEMAND, NIGGAZ.
Jan 15th
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These Paradise Lost documentaries have me fucked...
Jan 15th
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I have done some crazy shit in my life.
I had a romantic e-relationship with a Twitter-famous person that I met on the Twitter like two or thee years ago. After months of speaking to this person, he asked me one morning to get on a plane that afternoon and visit him for the weekend… he was still drunk from the day/night before. I had never physically met him, and I didn’t know another soul in that state. I called my mom to...
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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What the FUCK is wrong with parents?!
This little girl who is in second grade is constantly at my house. She’s pretty much the only one I allow in the house because she’s well mannered and sweet, but Lee and I are always perplexed at the fact that her parents have no idea who the hell we are and yet don’t care enough to even look to see where her daugher is or with who. Aidan asked me today if I would let his friend...
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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kalamazu: Why your server hates you →
betterversionofme: You ask for a well done steak and then ask why your food is taking so long. The rest of your table’s food was done 15 minutes ago but we can’t bring it to them because you like to take a perfectly good cut of meat and make it inedible to any human that doesn’t suck. You… ^Why your server should probably look into making a different career choice.^ I’m always...
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Lee: I have Boards of Canada on vinyl! Me: *vomits* (induced by over-exposure to hipster)
Jan 11th
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I just sat on my toilet for twenty minutes looking...
Now, I will internally whine all the way to the kitchen, put a hot pocket in the microwave, and continue to bitch until the Hot Pocket is ready. I will temporarily stop bitching because it is impossible to be sad while eating a Hot Pocket, but then continue to whine just as soon as I’m done. One example of why the rest of the world hates Americans.* *will mope about this, too.
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Inglourious Basterd is such a good fucking movie.
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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To add to the Fuck 2012 pile of shit, I cannot go...
I had to withdraw from two out of four classes last semester because of personal shit and because the new system the school was using for online classes was not working for me in those classes and my professors wouldn’t help me with it. Because of this, my GPA for that semester went into a 1.75, which suspended my financial aid. Thing is that one of my teachers gavel a B instead of an A,...
Jan 6th
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