February 2012
Work memeeeeee
Today, I have no job.
Starting Monday, however, I shall.
I’ll be making exactly what I made at the other place where they worked me to the bone and where I would only be paid from 9-3 even though I was usually there everyday well past 5 or 6. Full-time, benefits after 90 days, and at a title company that has so much booming business, they require at least two days of doing overtime a...
to eris human: My friend and I came up with some... →
kallixti:
My friend and I came up with some movie watching rules, at least when it comes to watching with one of us…
Minimal talking. There are exceptions though, like funny/ stupid movies where talking through it is totally okay. But most? No. Seriously…commenting on absolutely everything will make me…
Your rules are all rules that deserve to be followed by everyone. Yet I say this as...
PERSONAL PICTURE THAT PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE POSTED...
everytumblrpost-ever:
DO NOT REBLOG!
OMFG THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS!!!!! Forever this. Especially on Tumblr, when it’s all inherently public to begin with, FFS. IT’S NOT LIKE THIS IS A SRS BSNS SITE LIKE LIVEJOURNAL OR ANYTHING, PPLZ!
Lee just made such an inappropriate comment after the Giants win, that I cannot even comfortably post it online. However, fuck all of the sports teams from that damn state.
January 2012
OH SWEET JESUS
chronically-awesome:
Really? You’re going to sit by the pool at the hostel and listen to Jack Johnson? BE A BIGGER STEREOTYPE. I DARE YOU.
Oooo! I love steteotypes! I do this quite frequently! What kind of stereotype am I?!!!!
I’be been awake and grinding my pelvic bone into a teasing hand for over an hour and then he gets up to go take a shower…
What, even??
When I get really stressed out about stuff, I literally don’t do it until the very last minute. I don’t know why I make things worse for myself, other than I just get so nervous and freaked out that I let that helpless sinking feeling overtake any logic I have in my head about figuring shit out with time. Of course, it’s sort of hard to take care of anything with time when one...
My son just had a meltdown over being sad that his real dad isn’t around. This is becoming a little more frequent and seems to be getting less and less easier for me to deal with when it does.
I fucking despise his piece of shit “father”. And if you, or anyone you know, has abandoned their own child(ren) in a similar fashion, I fucking hate you, too. This isn’t right....
Reality TV comforts all my sorrows.
STILL SAD I COULDN'T GO TO THE ORLANDO TWEETUP...
Also sad after having a conversation about how someone leaves Lee out of their entertaining because they’re worried he’ll bring me along and I’m fat.
Bah humbug.
Ok, I’m done whining about the tweetup now. NO NEED TO UNFOLLOW. (at least about that, anyway.)
Wow. There were a lot of people at that tweetup tonight. I legitimately feel like crying because I couldn’t go.
But I have a family to take care of. We had a good night here too, though, so I shouldn’t be bummed out. I just miss having friends and getting out sometimes, I guess. Insomnia makes me turn into a whiny cunt.
I hope everyone who went out had an awesome time, though!...
Oh, Tumblr people, sometimes I don't even know how...
Anyway.
-I WANT TO GO TO THE TWEETUP SO BAD TONIGHT! The more I think about it, the more sad-happy-excited-disappointed I get because It’s probably not going to happen.
-I’m sick. Like the super sick where you can’t breathe in your sleep but you’re too exhausted and achy (In other words: lazy) to get up and blow your nose sick.
-My son decided to give himself a...
If you're in the Elementary School car rider lane...
hey vinnie!: Orlando advice →
derekhuff:
heyvinnie:
I won’t be there, but I lived there for years so some tips: 1. make sure you visit orange blossom trail late at night. you’ll love it I promise. bring money, a jones for crack, and lowered expectations. 2. bars downtown are way cheaper and more fun than bars at theme parks. but hurricanes at pat…
If you happen to find yourself driving on 434, when you intersect 436...
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Sitting around makes me think too much... and...
Which is awful because then I start to think about my life and experiences with being pregnant before I was even legally allowed to have an alcoholic drink, and there is just no way that I can take myself out of the equation enough to not get all emotional about it.
I’m a very emotional person as it is, and I suppose that sitting around without school or work or my kids to distract me...
If I see a reblog of that one post
that ungrateful twat who is giving away her expensive name-brand clothing and beauty gifts from Christmas for the sake of gaining Tumblr followers that will only be there until she picks one of them to give the shit that her friends and family bought for her out of the kindness of their hearts again, I will lose my fucking mind.
Who even DOES that?!
I literally cry every single time the "Extremely...
I need a job.
Me: “But if I ever have a boy, his name is gonna be Noah.”
Lee: “Uh, No-ah, it’s not.”
Just overheard a mom say to her 7yo "So you want...
And then I violently expelled the insides of my entire stomach.
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OMFG THAT EXTREMELY LOUD & INCREDIBLY CLOSE...
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No, Seriously. I cannot get over these Paradise...
YES I’M STILL WATCHING THEM. HBO ON DEMAND, NIGGAZ.
These Paradise Lost documentaries have me fucked...
I have done some crazy shit in my life.
I had a romantic e-relationship with a Twitter-famous person that I met on the Twitter like two or thee years ago. After months of speaking to this person, he asked me one morning to get on a plane that afternoon and visit him for the weekend… he was still drunk from the day/night before. I had never physically met him, and I didn’t know another soul in that state. I called my mom to...
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What the FUCK is wrong with parents?!
This little girl who is in second grade is constantly at my house. She’s pretty much the only one I allow in the house because she’s well mannered and sweet, but Lee and I are always perplexed at the fact that her parents have no idea who the hell we are and yet don’t care enough to even look to see where her daugher is or with who.
Aidan asked me today if I would let his friend...
kalamazu: Why your server hates you →
betterversionofme:
You ask for a well done steak and then ask why your food is taking so long. The rest of your table’s food was done 15 minutes ago but we can’t bring it to them because you like to take a perfectly good cut of meat and make it inedible to any human that doesn’t suck.
You…
^Why your server should probably look into making a different career choice.^ I’m always...
Lee: I have Boards of Canada on vinyl!
Me: *vomits* (induced by over-exposure to hipster)